(link to an article by Kristy Hamilton)
The Journal of Environmental Microbiology includes a yearly list of funny and odd quotes from their reviewers, this link leads to a compilation of some of the funny ones.
“Although it seems like they have conceded to the referee’s comments, in some ways the paper is less clear than the previous version.” Referee quote (2007)
http://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/my-peer-reviewer-said-what